There are two great stories about little people in this morning’s news. These are required reading for the faithful. There will be a written test on these, albeit just a short essay.
1- Micronesia was colonized by small-bodied humans, according to University of the Witwatersrand (party school!), Rutgers University and Duke University
2-In the best headline of the day, the “Shrimp Pimp” madam named “Shorty” was arrested for pimping out an underage girl. Best quote: After being grilled by cops from the 81st Precinct, she admitted that she had acted as a prostitute for the vertically challenged madam “many times,” one source said.
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