I am sure by now many have heard that Gary Coleman is taking his wife of 8 months to TV’s Divorce Court. According to Eonline, Coleman has a hot temper, bangs his head against the wall and prefers playing with his trainset to spending time on Mrs. Shannon Coleman’s caboose.
What’choo talkin’ ’bout Shannon? Every Diff’rent Strokes fan knows that Arnold Jackson comes from a long line of womanizers. Look no further than big brother Willis.
Here’s Willis with then-girlfriend Janet Jackson, right before he dropped her. She was never the same– most people blame Justin Timberlake for Janet’s famous SuperBowl Nipple. Not true– that Willis leaves a scar.
And it’s not as if Arnold had a father figure to rely on. Just look at the strange case of Philip Drummond. He married Dixie Carter for a six episode run from 1984-85, and then trades her in for Mary Ann Mobley to start the 1986 season! Rumors that the Drummonds vacation in Chappaquiddick are unfounded, or are they?
Best of luck, Arnold! We want Pre-Nup!
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