Anyone else sickened by the fact that Knick icon Patrick Ewing will be entering the Basketball Hall of Fame alongside Knick pariah Pat Riley?
Did Nipsey Russell go into the Game Show Hall of Fame with noted nemesis Charles Nelson Reilly?
No.
Did Gary Coleman go into the Cute Child Actor Who’s Actually A Midget Hall of Fame with his wannabe doppleganger Emmanuel Lewis?
No.
Did Macauley Culkin go into the Impish Child Actor Skeevishly Befriended by Michael Jackson Hall of Fame with his jilted predecessor, um, Emmanuel Lewis?
No.
Wait, does that make Pat Riley the Emmanuel Lewis of the NBA? Or did John Starks play a grocery bagger who couldn’t enunciate on Webster once upon a time? Did Ahmad Rashad have something to do with this? What was this post supposed to be about again? Oh yeah, I hate Pat Riley.
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