Sure, he looks like Emperor Palpatine, but in actuality he’s very cuddly . . .

Just want to give a shout out to the Big Papa on his trip to NYC tomorrow.  I’m hoping we can hang out in the late afternoon, stroll through Central Park, look at the birds and just talk.  You know, the kind of talks you can only have with a Pope that wields a lightsaber.  Scheduled topics:

• Coexistance with extremists throughout the world;
• Stem cell research and the fine balance between doctrine and science;
• The growing problem of gay Jedi’s
• Where on earth Mace Windu gets off attacking with a purple lightsaber (see gay Jedi’s above) 
• The continued botching of the Death Star;
• Intelligent design and how Hayden Christiansen fits in;
• Whether Mother Teresa and Yoda ever formed a power couple and if Yodesa could conquer TomKat.

Looking forward to our chat!

The ‘New’ Deadly Sins: CZARADIO not on list.

“New sins have appeared on the horizon of humanity as a corollary of the unstoppable process of globalisation.”

Here’s the new additions to the list, according to Pope Benedict:

1. drug abuse
2. abortion
3. environmental pollution
4. excessive wealth
5. the creation of poverty
6. genetic manipulation.

According to Catholic doctrine, mortal sins are a grave violation of God’s law, and can bring about eternal damnation if you don’t confess. If you need to get something off your chest, the comments section is open below.